oh god oh god, stop asking me all these questions.
To paraphrase: A government powerful enough to tell you were you can put your penis is powerful enough to put its penis in you. — Zach Weiner (@ZachWeiner)
Rush Limbaugh thinks Sandra Fluke is going broke paying for birth control because she’s having so much sex, as though she had to take a pill each time the problem of sex came up. Guess that explains why Rush was addicted to oxycontin.
Photographers of the Week: Brothers William and Matthew Burrard-Lucas from London used BeetleCam, their homemade remote controlled camera, to get up close to lions in the Masai Mara. Too cool!
(via aliteralidiot)
Taken in Glasnevin Cemetery, Dublin Ireland. Seriously one of the most intense places i’ve been lucky enough to see in person. Amazing how much you can see in this shot and how little of the scenery it actually represents. This photo is huuuuuge, click through for full-scale.
WELL I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I ATE SOME CAKE TODAYI AIN’T NO PIE-EATIN’ SON OF A BITCH
I WONDER IF THAT’S DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE! GET IT?
MOTHER…GONNA TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER OUT TONIGHT
GONNA SHOW HER MY FRUIT BASKET
I’M WARNING YOU I’LL PUT A KNIFE RIGHT IN YOU!
NOBODY EATS CAKE LIKE I EAT CAKE, NO!
IF YOU WANT ICING, HAVE SOME WITH ME
MOLARS LIKE THIS NEVER LAST
CAKE FOR DINNER / CAKE FOR LUNCH / CAKE FOR BREAKFAST / CAKE FOR BRUNCH
CAKE AT EVERY SINGLE MEAL, WHY CAN’T WE HAVE SOME FRUIT
